[HaBi 1]    FUCK THE MAIL

FUCK THE MAIL Guess what, freeks? The world's biggest pusher, our own Uncle Sham, is teaming up with it's rain and shine people at Wells Fargo to supposedly stop drug abuse! This is part of its good guy campaign that was started in an attempt to discredit the whole Viet Vets against the War movement, by making middle amerika think every GI has a needle in his arm. Anyway, we're only mentioning the post office cause it seems a lot of out mail is coming to us in strange condition, like open, empty, and mutilated, We'd like to take this opportunity to gratefully thank all those responsible. The hate they incur keeps us going. To fight back, YIPL readers are putting their stamps 1 & 1/2 inches lower on the envelope, thus escaping the postmark. Remember, freeks, recycling will save the world. And they are SPREADING THE WORD. Drug Abuse prevention week is scheduled for October 3-9. Yippies all over will be refusing to shoot up all junk with the U.S. Govt. inspection label on it. Anyone subscribing to YIPL should be aware that they are probably under observation by the FBI, the Phone Company, and their local precinct. For that reason, we strongly urge that you be wary of your telephone, because if you're doing anything that's against the LAW, that's how they'll try to get you. They've got your number.

[HaBi 1]    FUCK THE MAIL