Mauve Box

Created by Captian Generic With Help from The Genetic Mishap. This File Created November 24th, 1986, 19:08

Please bear with me, as the construction of this box will seem rather silly. This box was found in a construction site. Or rather, it found us at a construction site. We were using a $5 Radio Shack phone out of a semi-completed office building. One afternoon during a holiday, and immediately following a storm, we found our bus in shambles. To our suprise, we also found that one of the phone connections we were tapping had been draped through a murky puddle. The fact that suprised us even more was that this line still worked and now posessed some great capibilities.

Materials:

This is the part you won't believe. Take the tupperware containers, and fill them with a mixture of the earth and the iron shavings. Make sure that the mixture is well done. (*NOTE* for best results, use the sand in fine ash trays.) Cut the cut the red and green wires and splice the switches into them. From the switches, solder wire to the magnets. Connect the red to the + (positive) side of one magnet, and the green to the - (negative) side of the second magnet. From the other poles of the magnet, solder wires the battery & clip. Make sure the + (positive) and - (negative) are correct. Set the nine-volt battery between the two tupperware containers and place the battery end of the two magnets into the tupperware. Now connect wire to the two poles of the lantern battery, and place them in the same containers as the poles of the magnets/9-volt battery. You are almost done. Finally, add just enough water to the two pots, and let them sit in the sun and bake like bricks. at this point, you have a MAUVE BOX.

Explaning and Using What You Have:

The red and green wires have been places into a magnetic field which is being charged continually be a lantern battery. (It is necessary to change this battery every one to one and a half months.) This will literaly pull in the nearest phone conversatiion. (Don't try this in a big apartment or dorm.) When the 9-volt battery is connected, this will now create enough current for the poles of the magnets to reverse themselves (perhaps you're seen Mr. Wizard do this. It's just like with the soap). At this point, you have a phone transmitting to one (if not more) of the nearest phones. (Again, if you're in a dorm, don't try this.) I suppose this just accomplishes what a tap would do, but with a MAUVE BOX, your fingerprints never will show on a terminal or on someones telephone lines.

Notes and Addendum:

This will only work with a touch-tone phone connected to a phone line. When the switches are pulled, it's off your line and into the air. This is named a MAUVE BOX, becuase this is the most disgusting box, and I find mauve to be the single most disgusting colour I know of. Also, this file is for information purposes only. This is not to be used in an illegal manner. Perhaps one of these by the pool, sending to your seth co-author, accept no responsibility for your actions with the MAUVE BOX. Thank you..