[HaBi 1]    YIPL has arrived

YIPL has arrived Friends, Here's a recipe that tastes great and is the cheapest source of protein. Nothing is cheaper than canned mackeral. It costs 23¢ to 29¢ per pound! Mackeral doesn't plug your pipes with fatty acids the way hamburger does. Add 1/2 can of mackeral to 1/2 cup of Crunchy Granola to 1/2 can mushroom soup. Stir & heat till it just starts bubbling. Or use mackeral as a sandwich spread. For ingredients use salad dressing, chopped onion, chopped celery, a little vinegar, mustard, salt and of course mackeral. Mix well. Go to your day old bakery and get rye, pumpernickle, wheat at half price or less. But avoid Wonder Bread & Hostess: this is an ITT subsidiary. Day old bread makes great toast. If you want to freshen it, put in your refrigerator over night. It will taste fresh & you won't have to toast it. Service to the People! M T. , Kentucky Not to mention what they put in Wonder Bread. ITT's credit card no. is 893-5579-OO1D so make sure never to use it. By showing them how benevolent we are, they my stop supplying war materials to kill people, they may stop putting chemicals that affect your body in Morton frozen foods, and wouldn't that be great? Greetings; Could you tell me if there is any truth to the rumor that the phone company is installing voice-tracking devices to catch people making illegal credit card calls ? R. L. , N. Y. There has been a recent court decision allowing voiceprint evidence in a gambling case, however not to our knowledge for credit calls. Often they tape the call if it sounds suspicious, and play it back to the parties involved while threatening them. So if you don't sound like a businessman or woman, or tell your friend over the phone that it's a phony card, they might hear. Don't use names or phone #s, and you'll never be hassled. Always dial the call from a pay phone, dial direct with a 0 first, say "Credit card, 253-9921--050A". You may be asked the # of the pay phone you're at. Tell her, and change the last digit or two. She may try that number and come back on, if so hang up and change phones. Always sound middle-aged, and in a hurry and pissed at operators, but willing to give her one chance.

[HaBi 1]    YIPL has arrived